Ben quotes

"You know guys, the KKK anthem is actually pretty catchy!"

"Jake is hotttttttt"

"I LIKE PLAYING SPORTS!!!"t

"HA GAYYY"

"The KKK is accepting new members, and blacks can join now too! 'Hey everybody, I hate myself!'"

"It's like Chex Mix eating Teeth."-Ben when examining a picture of DNA strands

"Happy Weenhallo everybody!"-Ben when he somehow mixed up the order of 'Hallo' and 'Ween' in Halloween.